The “Bottle vs. The Man” Saga
We can’t talk about this guy without mentioning his legendary relationship with alcohol. It’s not that he drinks a lot—it’s just that when he does, it becomes a literal battle for survival. Every time a bottle opens, we know what’s coming: “Aaj ya toh mai rahunga, ya yeh bottle.” It’s like he treats the drink like a personal rival. We’ve all seen it—the man trying to tuck Bagchi into bed one second, and the next, he’s trying to break the bottle because “the bottle cannot consume me!” It’s high-stakes drama that nobody asked for, but we all ended up paying for.
The Hyderabad Terrace Incident
And let’s never forget the Hyderabad trip. Our first time in the city, and instead of enjoying the vibe, me and Bagchi were in absolute terror. This man decided to go full “rogue agent” and ran off to the terrace in the middle of the night.
Drunk logic is a scary thing, and watching him disappear into the dark left us wondering if we’d have to call the embassy or a priest. Honestly, that night changed us. Even though he’s improved a lot since then, that “fear factor” is always lingering in the back of our minds. One drink too many and we’re all thinking: Is he going to tuck us in, or is he going to the roof again?
Documented with PTSD by:
Mehul (primary) & Bagchi 🍺
(The only survivors of the Hyderabad Terrace Incident)
Chronicles of Beetch Tiwari 
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